No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

Bed Jumping 101

1. Remove all hard objects from bed, including Dad's open laptop
2. Jump firmly off feet when jumping
3. Land firmly on feet when landing
4. Make Dad feel guilty for not following bed jumping rules
5. Apply "boo boo bear" and "boo boo elephant"
6. Apply Popsicle therapy x two
7. Take picture to document injury for work comp claims, scratch that I am not at work
8. Hug, kiss, cuddle with the little guy so he feels better
9. Post it on the internet so family has something to talk about at holidays
10. Play "no more monkeys on the bed" as a war cry soundtrack for next bed jumping adventure